WOLFGANG      
11 11 Born Wolfgang Florian Freitag-VonDreizhan-Gruber, Wolfgang had early aspirations to be a skier, but a broken leg at 12 and a concussion at 14 dimmed his hopes. Frustrated, he poured his passions into music. He formed a techno-pop band in his home country of Liechtenstein and toured clubs. He acquired a bunch of groupies that chased him all over Europe. Eventually, he came stateside and began performing to music played in clubs, and, in doing so, landed a small role in a low-budget film. Here, it takes a frustratingly long time before a groupie chases him and he's in need of a fan club. Anyone for a slightly time-warped Euro-trashy kind of guy? 11