ADAM N. ATE-HER      
 
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Eyes: Penetrating
Hair: Black as night
Sign: Aquarius
Favorite Sexual Position: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
Favorite Beer: Yuengling
Favorite Shot: Jager Bombs
Favorite Dance Moves: Doing the Running man or the white boy dance
Hobbies: Sex Toys, and Poetry…not simultaneously
Favorite Past Times: Drag Show at Wells College at the Black Tie Only
ONLY
party…’nough said
Spare Time Activities: Playing Pool, Writing, Spooning, Ultimate Frisbee, Strip Poker, Spooning, Photography, Watching Movies, Spooning, Chain Smoking accompanied with a good conversation on a summer night…did I mention
spooning?
Guilty Pleasures: Disney Movies, Blues Clues, Mariah Carey, and Veggie
Tales
(minus the brainwashing part)
Pet Peeves: Emo Kids! GUH!!!
Fetishes: Bedroom Role Play
Once Quoted: That shirt looks awful on you! Let me take it off for you…

Adam dares to take the girls’ breath away by the emotion he evokes behind his music selection. Born in D.C. and raised in the ghettoes of Columbia, Adam prides himself in a rough exterior that keeps him strong. He was formerly seen as a member of the Chick Magnets, a boy band that didn’t climb the charts fast enough to keep up with Adam’s star quality. He found his masculinity overshadowed the rest of the group and made the rest of the boys look like “a bunch of wuss’s.”His versatility in his stage character gives the audience a peak into his open-mind and his willing to try anything…and he means ANYTHING. This hardcore hero promises a hot number each time that you’ll never forget.

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